Silly Lily

Sitting in the backseat:

"Da-ad! What are you do-ing?"

MIKE: "What?"

LILY: "Why're you wearing your hat backwards!" >>giggling<<

MIKE: "Because I'm cool!"

LILY: "No! -- you can't be cool!"

MIKE: "What!? Why not?"

LILY: "You have to be the Daddy!"

>>All of us laughing<<

Then Lily wanted to wear the hat, which covered her whole face. She pipes up from the back with a little salute:

"Reporting for duty!" 

--"Hello, Doody!"

Where does she get this stuff!?